T9 Smart-arse Text

Ever used the T9 predictive text thingy? Well it does come up with some very odd yet strangely linked suggestions at times. Here are just a few of examples. Mail me if you have any others...

lips = kiss
nun = mum
home = good
phoned = sinned
eat = fat
sorted = posted
boy = any (the slappers choice)
pint = shot (I always said those two went together nicely)

One character short of France is drama

They also go together in sentences well too. For example, tell your partner that "your mum phoned earlier" and you'll get "your nun sinned earlier".

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